- Woody Allen
- Woody Allen
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
1 4. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world.
25. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
26. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved it’s full potential, that word would be ‘meetings’.
27. There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
30. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
31. Never lick a steak knife.
32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers.
36. Your friends love you anyway. Your enemies hate you anyway.
A compelling article by actress and former Miss World Priyanka Chopra I felt like sharing...
I love them. I share every smile and tear with them and quite frankly my life would be less meaningful without them. I am referring to my 'gang of girls', the wonderful group of four friends, who make my every day and everything I do so much more exciting and memorable!
As with most things, the relationship that we girls share with our friends, is hugely different from the way boys connect. Having seen both types of relationships, I have to admit that I am so glad (among a million other reasons) to be a part of the fairer sex... we just have so much more fun! So, in continuation of the Sister Series and in recognition of every 'gang of girls' in the universe, I'm penning some reasons why this special collection of friends makes life so... well... special!
- With the girls... no pretence is needed. You can just be who you really are... bad hair days, cellulite, runny noses et all. That's why they love you and vice versa. You can share your deepest secrets... the latest crush, your true weight, an embarrassing moment... they'll never judge you.
- This is your very own fan club. They will cheer you on in good times and in bad with shinny pom poms and a special song included!
- Distance, geographies never hamper these relationships. They can discuss the same TV show while sitting in two different cities or can chat until the wee hours of the night as if they were having a sleepover!
- They can be brutally honest... but only because they care about you enough to tell you the truth... even when you don't want to hear it!
- You never need a reason to hang out with them... painting your nails is also a good enough reason!
- The girls will understand that a wardrobe crisis or the need to wash your hair is a perfectly justifiable reason for being late!
- When you call them... you never need to ask if they have a minute to talk... For you, they will and vice versa!
- They don't need wi-fi, bluetooth, SMS or the internet to connect... a simple knowing glance will do the trick! Girl Power!
- Their shoulders can carry the heaviest loads with no complaints... from your unstoppable tears to a box full of chocolates and ice-cream!
- These girls mean having a larger... wardrobe, shoe collection, make-up room... almost like having a multi-brand mall at your disposal!
- They are like your sisters, but you get to choose them! Which means they're with you with no duties to the rest of your family!
- I don't know about you, but I'm inspired to take time out today to reach out to my friends and show them just how special they are to me!
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http://musingswhispered.blogspot.com
Something to think about….
Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007. The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approximately. 2 thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. After 3 minutes a middle aged man noticed there was a musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and then hurried to meet his schedule.
4 minutes later:
The violinist received his first dollar: a woman threw the money in the hat and, without stopping, continued to walk.
6 minutes:
A young man leaned against the wall to listen to him, then looked at his watch and started to walk again.
10 minutes:
A 3-year old boy stopped but his mother tugged him along hurriedly. The kid stopped to look at the violinist again, but the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. Every parent, without exception, forced their children to move on quickly.
45 minutes:
The musician played continuously. Only 6 people stopped and listened for a short while. About 20 gave money but continued to walk at their normal pace. The man collected a total of $32.
1 hour:
He finished playing and silence took over. No one noticed. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.
No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the greatest musicians in the world. He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, with a violin worth $3.5 million dollars. Two days before Joshua Bell sold out a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100.
This is a true story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste and people's priorities.
The questions raised:
*In a common place environment at an inappropriate hour, do we perceive beauty?
*Do we stop to appreciate it?
*Do we recognize talent in an unexpected context?
One possible conclusion reached from this experiment could be this:
If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world, playing some of the finest music ever written, with one of the most beautiful instruments ever made.
How many other things are we missing?
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http://musingswhispered.blogspot.com
CollegeHumor.com serves up a knee-slapping viral in this parody of the classic Pixar intro. (Thanks, Seth!)



